Whether you love or lose the homogenized, big-haired and black eyes of Funko Pops, there is something that you will probably be associated with here: The latest figures they've done for Captain Marvel Captain Marvel is a divine nightmare.
Funko has just announced three new ones Captain Marvel Pop Vinyls will soon come to shelves and all three are actually quite spoiler-efficient, if you haven't seen the movie yet (see, that's good!), You actually want to avoid looking at these or on business shelves in the near future. Continue, amscray!
All three pops today were revealed to focus on the moments of the film's third act, but in particular, all three focus on the revelation that Mar-Vell's mysterious artifact experimented with its light engine engine technology was none other than Tesserakt, the cosmic cube holds the space stone. The first pop depicts Carol's incredibly bad thought plan about putting Tesseract in a food box to smuggle it out of Mar-Vells orbitallab:
No Fonz branding though! However, it is not the nightmarish aspect of these pops. It falls to one, but two based pops on what ultimately happens to Tesseract: Goose slurps it up and stores it inside his gross multi-pocket pocket dimension.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHH !!!! Seriously, combining Funko aesthetics with a Flerkens Lovecraftian tendrils is a horror that I never expected to face. And I think Funko Pops is the most sweet!
The much more nightmare Goose mid-Tesseract nibble will be the primary version of the figure – the one to the right with Goose sucking in the last tentacles in the mouth will be a "chase" variant with a 1/6 rarity. It is nice that the more extravagant design becomes very accessible, but that convenience will cost you to go into a store and see whole shelves of the multi-tentacles staring back at you. Good God, I don't even want to think about it.
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